It’s been a torrid time since I got the keys to my brand new HDB flat almost a month ago. First, me and my wife turned on the water supply only to find water coming out of the kitchen walls and common toilet walls due to a problem with the concealed water pipes. I submitted a defects form and the HDB contractor came to rectify it. And that took a week.

When we turn the water supply back on, we realised the water cistern in the common toilet kept topping itself up. Then we realised that water in the cistern is constantly flowing into the toilet bowl. We had to get the HDB contractors to come to that up as well.

That’s not all. We got a painter to paint the unit and after he was done, he took a stick and poke at parts of the ceiling in each room and to our horror, the plaster started to come off. The painter said he noticed them while he was painting and showed us the problem. The HDB contractor came today and got that one done up.

Guess what happened next? I went into the master bedroom toilet and I heard sounds of water draining into the floortrap. I squatted down and looked around and found two small jets of water coming out of the wall near the ground. I called up the HDB contractor and he came up, inspected and promised to start work tomorrow.

Seriously, I hope this is the last of my troubles. This is certainly not something I am expecting from our million-dollar ministers.